Monk~koknee 4:29 Tue Aug 25
Angry German wasps to invade south of England
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Bloody German wasps! They come over here, get drunk........
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Vicious German wasps are set to rampage across the south of England for the rest of summer.
The smaller German wasp, which gives a particularly painful sting despite its size, now able to roam about the countryside, the problems with wasps are set to soar.
"There will also be drunk wasps around who have been feasting on fermented fruit and will be extra bold. All this means that the wasps are likely to sting for no reason and they are now at their most dangerous."
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icwhs
4:38 Tue Aug 25
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Ag ag ag
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Coffee
4:43 Tue Aug 25
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Is this related to the possible loan of Zaza?
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mentor
4:47 Tue Aug 25
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So is German Wasps a euphemism for illegal immigrants?
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Monk~koknee
4:59 Tue Aug 25
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What the Luftwaffe couldn't do .......
No sun-bed is safe from this german wasp blitz.
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Stranded
5:08 Tue Aug 25
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Wait til pissed Swedish moose start turning up. When I was over there a few years back a couple of them tried to trash an old people's home.
And when I say pissed, I mean pissed!
http://dailypicksandflicks.com/2011/09/07/drunk-moose-rescued-from-apple-tree-in-sweden-photo-video/
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Monk~koknee
5:31 Tue Aug 25
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Stranded
That's really funny.
Maybe needs to get drunk to find the female moose attractive.
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Coffee
5:49 Tue Aug 25
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Stranded 5:08 Tue Aug 25
Excellent!
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icwhs
5:50 Tue Aug 25
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Stranded 5:08 Tue Aug 25
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'Twas funny
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ironsofcanada
6:11 Tue Aug 25
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This very old news, like 5th century old.
and anyways isn't "German WASP" a bit redundant.
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Coffee
6:12 Tue Aug 25
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A contradiction, perhaps. Wasps are generally orange and black. WASPS aren't.
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Monk~koknee
6:23 Tue Aug 25
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ironsofcanada in oxygen theft shocker.
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Stranded
6:41 Tue Aug 25
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I love them! They just don't give a fuck. Probably because they're absolutely paralytic.
Couple more stories funny stories, though sadly without accompanying pictures.
http://metro.co.uk/2013/08/30/man-calls-police-on-group-of-drunk-elks-after-they-prevent-him-from-entering-home-3943258/
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/16/drunk-elk-sweden_n_3936590.html
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Ronald_antly
8:15 Tue Aug 25
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Monk~koknee 6:23 Tue Aug 25
That's a rather waspish comment.
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norwaytips
10:15 Tue Aug 25
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No such thing as a Swedish moose. The animal is called an elk. The moose is its North American cousin.
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charleyfarley
10:59 Tue Aug 25
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We shall fight them on the beaches.....
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worm
11:10 Tue Aug 25
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I saw a Moose on the way up to the Grand Canyon.
The biggest animal I've ever seen in the wild. It was huge, I think it could have picked our car up on its antlers.
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Coffee
11:17 Tue Aug 25
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To a worm, even a wasp must seem huge.
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Lily Hammer
11:25 Tue Aug 25
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Wait til they meet our British wasps with their Polish pilots.
We will swat them on the beaches...
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neilalex
11:28 Tue Aug 25
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I'm in Austria at the moment, first time I've been in the summer and wasps are everywhere, far more than you would get in the UK. They're a pain they make eating outside difficult, the Austrians are used to them but hard to ignore for us. I can't see them getting a foothold in the UK. They're fairly small and whilst I don't doubt they have the normal attributes of ruthless planning and efficiency I think they are actually less aggressive than the natives who typically act like Wetherspoons punters at last orders.If they do appear I,d back the local variety to wipe them out fairly quickly.
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Ronald_antly
11:41 Tue Aug 25
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[Witty comment to get a laugh - take 2]
Just tell 'em to BUZZ OFF!!
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